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A roguelike deckbuilder where you fight with your fingers, spill some blood, and try to make it to your niece’s birthday on time.
You’re a wizard. A not-so-heroic wizard imprisoned for wizard crime, awoken from your wizard slumber by an invitation from your niece. Escape from jail and traverse a hostile world crawling with danger. Every turn is a frenzy of spell sigils, cracking bones, and desperate gestures as you shred through monstrosities with raw elemental power.
You’re not the chosen one, you’re just trying to be a good uncle.
KEY FEATURES
💀 Master Tactical Spellcraft
This isn’t your usual “play the biggest card” deckbuilder.
Every spell is built from elemental patterns cast directly with your fingers. Recipes can overlap and combine, sparking strategies that reward clever play and experimentation.
You’ll discover emergent synergies not just in what you play, but how you cast it — turning each turn into a high-stakes puzzle full of risk, reward, and happy little accidents.
🩸 Gory, never Grim
You’re not saving the world. You’re just trying to get to a birthday party in one piece — and maybe pick up a card on the way
🧠 Designed for “A-ha!” Moments
What begins as simple patterns quickly grows into a web of interactions — rewarding experimentation and cleverness over rote memorization.
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Developed by two co-creators sharing all duties, with every 2D asset crafted by dedicated artist DITCH WITCH and creative consulting from Black Lotus Software.
In order to activate this game, you will require a third-party 'Steam' account. For full details on how to activate please follow this link: https://support.steampowered.com/kb_article.php?ref=5414-TFBN-1352
Windows:
OS: Windows 10 (64-bit)
Processor: Intel Core i3 Processor
Memory: 2 GB RAM
Graphics: Integrated graphics with OpenGL 3.3 support
Storage: 3 GB available space
macOS:
OS: macOS 11 (Big Sur) or later
Processor: Any Intel or Apple Silicon processor
Memory: 1 GB RAM
Graphics: 4 GB RAM
Storage: 4 GB available space
SteamOS + Linux:
OS: Ubuntu 14.04 LTS
Processor: 2.0 Ghz
Memory: 2 GB RAM
Graphics: 1Gb Video Memory
Storage: 1 GB available space